Allow me to begin by mentioning that your servant is thoroughly annoyed.
I went to check the time and channel for tonight’s Hoyas game. I discovered to my chagrin that the game will be broadcast on exactly zero t.v. channels.
We live in a world of thousands of channels. We live in a world where channels grow on trees. There are entire channels dedicated to sub-species of Cajun cuisine.
And yet the (potentially) epic contest at the Verizon Center this evening will not be broadcast on any of these countless channels–not a single one!
Perhaps certain sports-network executives think that the Hoyas’ game against Florida International will not be very exciting, just because Florida International doesn’t really have any good players.
But these tall foreigners just might roar into Washington and make things interesting. If they do, I guess we will hear it on the radio (AM 570).
But who can really complain? Listening to Voice of the Hoyas Rich Chvotkin is actually better than being at the game!
Let’s move on to our main topic…
Was the Lord Jesus really born on Christmas?
First, the uncontrovertible fact: Jesus Christ was born. This much we know for sure.
Second, for the sake of argument, we are going to agree on this: Christmas runs from December 25 to January 6–i.e., for twelve days.
Therefore, even if there were no other evidence whatsoever, by simple mathematics we conclude: There is already a one-in-thirty probability that Christ was born on Christmas.
Next, let’s consider this: The time of year which includes the days from December 25 to January 6 has been kept as the feast of the Nativity of Christ for over a millennium and a half.
Of similar antiquity is the reckoning of March 25 as the date of Christ’s conception. March 25 was marked also as the date of the creation of the world, the liberation of the Israelites from slavery, and the crucifixion of Christ. For centuries, March 25 was kept as New Year’s Day. If Christ was conceived on March 25, then he would certainly have been born on or around December 25.
The counter-argument always turns on the idea that some pagan celebration of the winter solstice was “co-opted” by Christians as the birthday of God.
The winter solstice is always between December 20 and December 23. Hopefully we have all noticed that the time between sunrise and sunset has already begun to lengthen, thanks be to God. In the ancient Julian calendar, the solstice was assigned to December 25.
For a full treatment of a great deal of relevant information, consult the Catholic Encyclopedia.
In my humble opinion, it makes no sense to doubt that the Lord was born on Christmas. ERGO: Christmas is the birthday of Christ! (also a holy day of obligation)
…Now that we have settled that…
Are you looking for the opening scene of Shakespeare’s “Romeo & Juliet” set in a gas station?
Do you bite your thumb at me, sir?*
(*This feature inspired by a loyal P&BD reader.)