Last summer I got a big, fat book. I started it while I was on vacation at the beach.
Every morning I study a few pages of this particular book. I am only about halfway through.
This morning I held the book in my hands, and I remembered the day when I started reading:
The warm sun was sweetly baking my SPF-15-protected skin. The light was perfect for reading through sunglasses. The waves were lapping in from Europe. It was heaven…
…I have a pair of cufflinks which I bought to remind myself of the beach. They have little sailboats on them.
Here is my vow to you: I am going to wear these sailboat cufflinks every day until the official National Airport temperature hits 70 degrees Fahrenheit…
…Listen: If you missed Sunday Mass because of bad weather, please remember that your pastor needs the monetary offering that you would have given.
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Not to mention the special collection for “Snow Removal.”
Dropped my envelope off before the storm even happened.
YOU ARE HILARIOUS.