Prov’dence don’t fire no blank ca’tridges, boys.

Speaking of sleeping in a casket: How about spending the next seven minutes of your life reading chapter LIII of Mark Twain’s Roughing It?

Click HERE.

Reminds me of the time when Grandpa Simpson told this yarn to Mr. Burns:

Like the time I took the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. Give me five bees for a quarter you’d say. Now where were we… The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.

Chapter LIII of Twain’s Innocents Abroad also fascinates. He recounts his visit to Jerusalem. To my mind imprudently, he dismisses the authenticity of most of the sites to which he and his fellow pilgrims were conducted.

But he eloquently and adamantly defends the accuracy of the location of the chapel of the crucifixion in the church of the Holy Sepulchre.

One thought on “Prov’dence don’t fire no blank ca’tridges, boys.

  1. Fr. Mark & Crew,

    Simply put:

    Take your time, you might say it’s the next best thing to being there. This is amazing. It is your trip to the Holy Land visiting the Church of the Holy Sepulchre . View the Church in 3D.

    When you open up the site, go to the bottom of the picture
    and click on one of the smaller pics. When it comes up,
    double click on the big screen picture and you will
    be able to really zoom in and do a 360 look all around.
    It is a beautiful presentation. Makes you feel like you
    are right there!

    Click on one of the pictures and use curser to scroll up
    and around each picture. You can see all the way around
    each room, plus from floor to ceiling!

    Remember Samuel Clemens was nothing if not a reporter.

    By the way, I’m reading a book called “Burst”, by Kevin Wells, a sports reporter early on in life. So far, it’s astounding; I’ll let you know more later (and the why for the astounding).



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