I have faults too numerous even to reckon.
That said, I generally have it in me to maintain a placid disposition.
Boring, pedantic, obtuse, insensitive…Yes, all these and more. But people count on me to remain calm. I do not agitate easily. I am a steady man. Not perturbed. Cool, calm, collected.
EXCEPT WHEN THE ORIOLES AND THE NATS BOTH GO TO GAME FIVE ON THE SAME DAY!!!
And the whole MARC-train World Series dream hangs in the balance of a single October evening.
Come on, Fates! O, wheel-spinning Fortuna, can you be serious? How in the world is anyone supposed to concentrate today?