What with my new glasses and fresh once-a-fortnight haircut, I am styling it like my man Domenico Dolce. Bona festa di San Guiseppe, brother!
(BTW, I started my boycott of Elton John and Madonna well over 25 years ago, before I finished high school.)
It can be a bummer when other people don’t understand the birds and the bees, my friend. But facts are facts.