Retiring the Naps

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Best way to get rid of a headache: Take a nap.
Best mood-improvement method: Take a nap.
Best thing to do while watching golf on television: Take a nap.
Best way to avoid getting caught-up in the yoga craze: Take a nap.
Best way to go from desolation to consolation during a Holy Hour: Take a nap.
Best way to combat clerical ennui: Take a nap.
Best way to show your couch that you truly appreciate it: Take a nap.
Best way to pass the time on a train: Take a nap.
Not interested? Take a nap.