RU Kid Ding Me?

Change The Script’s sweet little opening riff into Tracy Chapman and fly away with a ‘Breakeven’ cover?

Will you marry me, please, Colbie Caillat (and your guitarist, too)? Just kidding, because I am married to the Church.

But, freal, homes:

If I weren’t a Christian man, I would build a little stone altar and sacrifice a chicken or a kid goat to the incandescent musical genius of this cover.