Sunday Updates

the_holy_trinityCarleton Bryant quote of the week:

President Obama recently named a “pay czar” and a “Great Lakes czar,” and he thought about naming a “car czar.”

And he already had a drug czar, a border czar, a health reform czar, an info-tech czar and a regulatory czar, among others.

That’s a lot of czars. It looks like the Obama administration is the path to czardom. I just hope that if they ever need a “bacon czar,” they’ll keep me in mind. Because I know bacon.

Fathers’ Day Scripture Ephesians 3:14-15:

I kneel before the Father, from Whom every fatherhood in heaven and on earth takes its name.

…We have nothing against gorillas. But baptizing effigies of them is a sacrilege:

This objectionable travesty reminds me…

1)…of my favorite thing that Bl. Columba Marmion, O.S.B. ever wrote:

(I cannot lay my hands on my collected works of Marmion at this moment, so I will paraphrase.)

…[So-and-so] asked me what I thought of the “historical-critical” method of Scriptural interpretation. He maintained that, although it is flawed, it could be ‘baptized.’

You cannot baptize an ape.

2) It also reminds me of the most chilling atmospheric literary device of P.D. James’ novel, Children of Men.

P. D. James
P. D. James
(They made this novel into a terrible movie which bears practically no resemblance to the book.)

Here is the spectacle:

No children have been born for almost twenty years. Society is fraying at the edges. A man stumbles into a country church. A small ceremony is underway. The curate is baptizing a doll.

Turns out the priest does it regularly. It appeases the women who are desperate for the semblances of motherhood. Creepy.

…Speaking of England, Raffy has withdrawn from Wimbledon due to knee problems. There will be no epic re-match in the final…

Super Bowl? What Super Bowl?

Raphael Nadal
Raphael Nadal
Don’t forget about the Georgetown Hoyas game at Cincinnati this evening.

Once again, it is a Chvotkin special on AM 570 (i.e., not televised). 7:30 p.m.

Will you call me un-patriotic if I admit that I want Federer to beat Andy Roddick (and Nadal to beat Fernando Verdasco) to set up a Federer-Nadal re-match in the Australian Open Finals?

If so, no me importa. Quel dommage.

Roger Federer
Roger Federer
It was hot last summer in Wimbledon, and it will be hot on Sunday in Melbourne (owing to the way the seasons fluctuate in the northern and southern hemispheres).

If it’s a Nadal-Federer re-match, it will be the most interesting sporting event on Sunday, for my money. Of course, the Finals match will be at 3:30 a.m. EST. It will be long over by the time THE GAME begins, Steelers fans, so don’t panic.

Meanwhile, let’s not forget about one of the world’s most beautiful women: Serena! She is also in the hunt for the championship.

See–I am not as unpatriotic as you thought. I may be for the Swiss in the men’s, but I’m for the American in the women’s.

Serena Williams
Serena Williams