Let’s say you are a defensive linebacker. Let’s say the other team just scored a touchdown. Then they try a two-point conversion.
Let’s say you intercept a pass on their conversion attempt. You run the ball back to the OTHER end-zone.
How many points does your team get?
Two points, chief. Two points.
Did you know that? I have been a football fan all my life, and I did not know it until yesterday.

Speaking of college football, Florida beat Charleston Southern 62-3.
Impressive victory. But the Gators did not cover the spread, which was 63 points.
Yesterday was quite a day.
I was sorry to see Andy Roddick knocked out of the U.S. Open so quickly. On the other hand, we tall guys have to stick together. (John Isner is 6′ 9″.)
…It’s time for some new Bests.
The overwhelming winner of the First-Anniversary poll was: “This blog is best enjoyed with a cold one.”
…Happy Labor Day! The “labor of love” is your patient indulgence of this tedious blog, written by one of the worst priests ever ordained.
…Here is a mysterious saying of Christ: