RU Kid Ding Me?

Change The Script’s sweet little opening riff into Tracy Chapman and fly away with a ‘Breakeven’ cover?

Will you marry me, please, Colbie Caillat (and your guitarist, too)? Just kidding, because I am married to the Church.

But, freal, homes:

If I weren’t a Christian man, I would build a little stone altar and sacrifice a chicken or a kid goat to the incandescent musical genius of this cover.

New, Special-Edition ‘Bests’ Above

THESE ARE HEREBY RETIRED…

Lincoln's Second Inaugural is chiseled into the wall of his Memorial, along with his Gettysburg Address
Lincoln's Second Inaugural is chiseled into the wall of his Memorial, as is his Gettysburg Address

Best Presidential Inaugural Address: Lincoln’s second

Best New Olympic Event in a Long Time: BMX Biking (2008)

Best Tracy Chapman Song: Mountains of Things

Best Beethoven Symphony: Ninth

Best way to say you aren’t going to something you don’t want to go to: “I can’t make it.”

Best Robert Duvall Movie: “The Apostle