Forget Everything I Said

Blatche armpit sandwich.  Check please.
Blatche armpit sandwich. Check please.
I do not like the cold.

Also: last month I said that I did not like the gimmicky throw-back Wizards uniforms. Why masquerade as the “Zephyrs?”

But you can forget about all that nonsense on my part.

The Wizards can wear the Zephyrs uniforms whenever they want. And it can get down to zero degrees whenever it wants. No problem.

The Knicks owned the third quarter tonight. But–and I am NOT making this up–the WIZARDS owned the fourth quarter.

Yes, you heard that right. No, you did not misread. The Wizards dominated the fourth quarter of the game. There are four quarters. I.e.: The Wizards actually WON the game!!

2) If you are a dyed-in-the-wool Michael Jackson fan from youth like me, you might enjoy this astoundingly creative cover of one of his obscure hits. Who would ever have thought to cover “Smooth Criminal?” And like this? (NOTE: If you are not a dyed-in-the-wool Michael Jackson fan from youth, just skip this.)

Alien Ant Farm
Alien Ant Farm

presentationC) The ovewhelming majority of voters declared that Christmas ended this past Sunday. I find this very depressing.

Can’t we have Christmas until at least February 2nd?

When He was 40 days old, they took Him up to the Temple in Jerusalem to offer Him to the Father.

Zephyrs, Beltway Battles, and Old St. Nick

Gimmicks with the uniform are never a good idea
Gimmicks with the uniform are never a good idea

Things had gotten so bad (3-13 record) that the Wizards decided to come in disguise to play the Lakers at the Verizon Center last night.

Then, amazingly, they almost beat my man Kobe and Co.!

Almost. The Wizards/Zephyrs are now 3-14. Kobe saved the game for the Lakers after a “valiant effort” in the fourth-quarter by the Wiz, as Phil Chenier put it.

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